Replacement Mouse for Mac mini

Krap! Our dog just gnawed my Apple Magic-Mouse to death! Maybe I should just find an affordable Mac compatible mouse with a USB cable dirt cheap so she can gnaw it to pieces hiding behind the couch without costing me so much money. The MagicMouse was a bit frustrating to use anyways. Apple's penchant for multi-touch sensitive, fiddle-twiddle tap and swirl guesture recognition is just too much. I had to go to OSX system preferences and dumb down half the mouse's features to get predictable pointing behavior out of it. A good ol two-button USB scroll-wheel mouse is all I really need.